Don't touch my shit - Office Antics

[Kal-EL]

Just thought I'd share a lil storie with you guys, the mild mannered Superman has an evil Clark Kent alter-ego.

I work in an office with 5 desks/people. 4 subordinates and 1 supervisor. I never see them because I schedule my shift to be opposite theirs ( cuz they erk the shit outa me ). I have one simple request "Don't touch my shit". :thumbsup:

So yesterday I arrive at work to find someone has cleaned up and organized my desk. :keeporder:
Well aint that just nice? :hug: I know who it was too, a certain ocd female in the office. :happy1:

So I did what any mature adult these days would have done. I frackin ransacked the entire office, no desk was left unturned and un-mutilated, trash cans were emptied on the floor and desks, chairs turned upside down and I lifted the office couch up put it up onto the filing cabinets. :green4:


Well, I just arrived at work and the mess has been cleaned but my desk untouched. Theres a little note on my desk:
2114

:trophy:Don't touch my shit- Kal

[FACE]

Win, with tasty vittles bonus! :thumbsup:

[Kal-EL]

You want to befriend the pit bull, throw it some grub ;)

[Rogue210]

Ur so mental....LOL P.S. I wouldn't eat those burritos LOL might be poisoned

[punx223]

dude you just made me laugh my ass off and turned around a otherwise shitty day :thumbsup:


thanks buddy

[Kal-EL]

Glad to help Shannon, just when I thought there wasn't anymore idiot left in me. :D

[ocgmj]

Great story bro, put a nice smile on my face. Office rampage FTW!!

[HITandRUN]

This is hilarious and yeah dont eat that shit in the fridge. Its probably poisoned. :ohcrap:

[Neuromancer]

Glad to help Shannon, just when I thought there wasn't anymore idiot left in me. :D

At least you didnt do that on the forum :ohcrap: No wonder you put up with me.

[thebanik]

OMG!!!! My manager would first kill me and then fire me if I ever get the courage to do that shit in our office, :p

[punx223]

OMG!!!! My manager would first kill me and then fire me if I ever get the courage to do that shit in our office, :p

you never know till ya try:ohcrap:

[Kal-EL]

Meh, its mild compared to the shinanigans I used to get into. :blush:

[Neuromancer]

No wonder you are from Hawaii you are a Crazy Sunny Beach.

[Kal-EL]

No wonder you are from Hawaii you are a Crazy Sunny Beach.
:blink: I get it :laughing:

[Patch]

:funnyshit:



I'd eat the burritos. And the chips and salsa.

[kikicoco1334]

that's really funny lol

[Chuchnit]

NERD RAGE!!!!

Fracking hilarious Kal, rofl. Team_Havoc strikes in the work place.

[Splave]

did you beat the copy machine with a baton? ROFL at the couch

[69_Goat]

This is hillarious.
Need more pics !!!

[Gutterz]

Funny shit.

Remind me not to touch your benching table if we ever do get to bench together.

[RomDominance]

mn....mmm....can I have my stayplur back? cause thats my stayplur:taunt:

[Gutterz]

love that movie

[FACE]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. :cool3:

[MaadDaawg]

Unfortunately, this story hits too close to home :shock: EVERY TIME I leave on a biz trip I tell the wife "DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT". She promises she won't, but when I get homw I find EVERYTHING moved into little piles. She say's she didn't move anything, just put it into organized piles.

Unfortunatley, I can't ransack the house so I hve to FUME silently :flaminmad:

[kow_ciller]

Should have taken a picture of the couch :D

[Kal-EL]

Should have taken a picture of the couch :D

Yah, I tend not to think about those lil things when I'm in a pissy mood. :thumbdown:

[punx223]

"Overclockaholics..... where your couch will end up on file cabinets if you TOUCH OUR SHIT!! "

[karmakazi]

LOL this is EPIC! love it!!