Ask Kal-El anything thread

[Splave]

Me first,

What kinda police cruiser do you use?
Boxers or briefs?

[DOM]

Kal-El do you think Splave wants u to handcuff him, then put him in the back of your cruiser so he can find out if you wear boxers or briefs ?.....

sorry Splave, bro i had to lmao

[FACE]

the real question is.... Kal, do you want to hand cuff Splave and show him your boxers/briefs, or at least inform him of you boxers vs. briefs situation? Do said boxers and/or briefs have anything that even resembles lace or the color pink? If you ride a police bike, does it make the skidmarks in your lacy pink boxers/briefs darker?

:blink:





:laughing:

[kikicoco1334]

some one is asking an ass kicking lol

[GFDuke]

My Guess... Ford for a cruiser and def briefs on the job. Boxers around the house.

How tall are you?
My guess...5'3".

[Splave]

Crown vic interceptor?
Sculpted pouch for the undies rofl?

[GFDuke]

Crown Vic in Hawaii? Na Probably an Escort. lol

Maui has Crown Vics though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3lpgPLTJbo

[Kal-EL]

Me first,

What kinda police cruiser do you use?
Boxers or briefs?
We have subsidized vehicles for senior motormen, basically if you've put in the time then you get a motor pay (about $600 a month) specifically to purchase the vehicle of your choice for police work. I drove a 00 Camaro SS modified to the tits on the internals till around 2007 when my wife wanted me to pickup a Ford Explorer Limited V8. I put the loudest exhaust system available on it so I could at least sound like I was going fast. The Camaro now decorates the driveway as a Sunday driver.
the real question is.... Kal, do you want to hand cuff Splave and show him your boxers/briefs, or at least inform him of you boxers vs. briefs situation? Do said boxers and/or briefs have anything that even resembles lace or the color pink? If you ride a police bike, does it make the skidmarks in your lacy pink boxers/briefs darker?

:blink:





:laughing:
Its between FOL's and BVD's and Superman Boxers

My Guess... Ford for a cruiser and def briefs on the job. Boxers around the house.

How tall are you?
My guess...5'3".
I've been accused of being 6'5" but I'm actually closer to 6'3", currently tipping the scales at 280lbs, up 10lbs since I started hitting the weights hard. Most I"ve benched was 545lbs without a lift off, I'm working back up to it again now. I"m a stretcher, 3" cruz mode 9 1/2" when on patrol.

This is a good thread idea, it should be done for every team member, I can use the info for a bios page for you fools :)

Of course, Splave shall be next. :keeporder:

[RomDominance]

Love this thread...rofl'd a lot...I was gonna guess that since officer el does all the web work for his dept., I was gonna guess those cheap asses have him cruising a 486 or p4.
My question is what his theory is on our team's hardware curse during June?

[GFDuke]

Holy crap man. You're a big ass dude. My buddy thats in I.C.A.C. weighs in at around 260 but he's 5'8". He loves beer. lol

Are you a Trooper or loacal Police.

BTW i have a Challange coin here for you from the Mass. I.C.A.C. unit. pm me your address and i'll send it to you.

[Witchdoctor]

So living in a vacation destination what is the cost of living there for locals, and how the econemy impacted the tourist and local industries....



And if you have a crystal ball when will I ever be able to bench again ..... :blink:

[Splave]

holy shit kal I thought I was big
6'3" 252, cutting from 275.
Max bench is a lowly 405 :(
19inch biceps though rofl! ;)

Reps for a beast!

Another question for you, what was your favorite peice of hardware to bench? Do your friends think your a weirdo when they see your computer and ln2 stuff?

[Hondacity]

omg we have beasts!!!

/me runs to the hills

[DOM]

lol i need to start to work out getting fat

im 6'2" 263lbs i have gotten fatter since last time i check lol

[Kal-EL]

Love this thread...rofl'd a lot...I was gonna guess that since officer el does all the web work for his dept., I was gonna guess those cheap asses have him cruising a 486 or p4.
My question is what his theory is on our team's hardware curse during June?
I've offered to build my own rig for daily use at work but they seemed afraid of the fact that I actually knew how to build my own rig. It geek coder terms, I intimidated them with the absurd ability to build the computer I'm working on. Therefore, I'm stuck cruizing a single core w/HT and a lonely stick of memory on a Dell. Redonkeyless. I did manage to aquire a dual monitor GPU and another 19 inch monitor after bitching for a 2 weeks. Still working on a system upgrade.

Hardware curse thoughs:
Up until June, we were on a completely unheard of hardware tear at hwbot. Every piston in the OCAlliance was firing with precision and under high compression for a good 5-6 months. We were averaging 1000 team points a month with contributions from every corner of the team. Under those circumstances somethings gotta give.

It's unforntunate that it seems everything that could go wrong, went wrong. Motherboards, Gulftowns, Fermi's all sunk to the bottom of the pool like obese syncronized swimmers. Lets not forget that F'ng STORK! I got some 40. for that sucker. Summer work, etc. all get in the way.

A little hwbot disparity thrown into the mix with outrageous samples and secretive donkeys pissed on a few parades along with some un-needed drama.

Personally, I feel the team took a well deserved few weeks vacation from the intense grinding but the vacation's over now.
Holy crap man. You're a big ass dude. My buddy thats in I.C.A.C. weighs in at around 260 but he's 5'8". He loves beer. lol

Are you a Trooper or loacal Police.

BTW i have a Challange coin here for you from the Mass. I.C.A.C. unit. pm me your address and i'll send it to you.
Gerry, I have a badge pin here for yah that I had the wife set aside for you. I'll have her drop it off at the post today. And yes, I forgot to send it after setting it aside :blush:. No worries on sending me the Challenge Coin, unless its made of gold or something, lol, I'm not a collector ;).

Oh and I'm Five Oh, the State Sherrif's department here is sorta, um, secondary, to be nice.
So living in a vacation destination what is the cost of living there for locals, and how the econemy impacted the tourist and local industries....

And if you have a crystal ball when will I ever be able to bench again ..... :blink:
Cost of living is harsh here compared to most mainland communities but if you can find a way, its likely the best place you will ever have resided (if you're not an extreme overclocker).

Our tourist industry strangely remains almost un-effected by the economy, I guess people still got a lil sumtin in their piggy banks for Hawaii.
holy shit kal I thought I was big
6'3" 252, cutting from 275.
Max bench is a lowly 405 :(
19inch biceps though rofl! ;)

Reps for a beast!

Another question for you, what was your favorite peice of hardware to bench? Do your friends think your a weirdo when they see your computer and ln2 stuff?
I cut to 245 a few years ago which was wierd cuz I have big bones from power lifting for so many years. A 405 bench is still very respectable! :good: especially at a 252 weight mang. Actually thats ballz on strong boy. very nice :cool3:. It'll be nice to sit at a contest with you in the future and stretch sleeves for the competitors :scared:
omg we have beasts!!!

/me runs to the hills
A bunch of meat-heads we have, lotta good sized dudes hangin out :D

[Splave]

this is awesome, maybe MOTM gets a Questions thread in future?

[punx223]

lol im 6'5" and 315 wow im a fat arse :thumbdown: