View Full Version : What would you do?????
Chuchnit
05-31-2009, 03:30 AM
So, you are in the woods (coconut grove for island dwellars) with your dad. He gets bit in the no-no place by a poisonous snake. What do you do? Suck the poison out and save his life, or tell your dad it's been nice to know him? :rofl
Just a little scenario that came up at work the other day. I thought its a pretty funny question. So what would you do???
Kal-EL
05-31-2009, 03:55 AM
I'd have my dad sit cross legged and lean forward over himself, then I'd jump up onto his upper back and compress his body until he was able to suck the poison out himself.
How in the hell do you get bit in the no no walking in the woods Chuchnit? Did you ask ur dad to borrow the car again?
Chuchnit
05-31-2009, 03:57 AM
hahaha. IDK the topic was brought up. Figured I'd ask here too. Didn't you know that some snakes can raise 2/3rds of their body off the ground to strike. IDK how tall you are but that is high enough for my no no place if it's a good sized snake.
Kal-EL
05-31-2009, 04:01 AM
Well, considering those figures, I'd have to say even at my hieght of 6'3", a 4" snake fully extended from the ground could prolly just reach my n0 n0 place :eek:
:trophy:
DrNip
05-31-2009, 04:40 AM
What were ya'll doin for this to happen, walking naked?
Chuchnit
05-31-2009, 04:42 AM
What were ya'll doin for this to happen, walking naked?
:rofl
When you get a group of former/retired Marines together, some interesting conversations come up. I don't know how or why but they do.
So what would you do nip?
DrNip
05-31-2009, 04:45 AM
Eat a Twix and think it over for a minute!
Chuchnit
05-31-2009, 04:46 AM
Eat a Twix and think it over for a minute!
:rofl:rofl:rofl
I'd tell him he's screwed, but I will be kind enough to carry his dead body out of the woods.
Kal-EL
05-31-2009, 04:47 AM
I'm tellin yah, I'd break his back and have his suck his own poison out. Then I'd carry him outa the woods.
DrNip
05-31-2009, 04:48 AM
Just depends on what part of the woods you are in. Might be a queer around.
Chuchnit
05-31-2009, 04:49 AM
Just depends on what part of the woods you are in. Might be a queer around.
:rofl:rofl LMFAO..... I guess you are right.
Jeffro64
05-31-2009, 11:27 AM
Sorry Dad.... You gonna die. :D
2chesapeakes
06-01-2009, 11:42 AM
How much money does dad have and how much is he willing to give up to live?
Chuchnit
06-01-2009, 03:10 PM
How much money does dad have and how much is he willing to give up to live?
Ya know, I was waiting for you or Frank to jump in here with some shit like that :p IDK it's your dad so you tell me.
V2-V3
06-02-2009, 04:03 PM
Easy decision guys, liqueur up your dad and start the amputation process :)
no faggy fun here ":)
Chuchnit
06-02-2009, 04:22 PM
Easy decision guys, liqueur up your dad and start the amputation process :)
no faggy fun here ":)
:rofl
Pretty good one Travis. I like it! Cut that sucker off.
Kal-EL
06-02-2009, 10:42 PM
Easy decision guys, liqueur up your dad and start the amputation process :)
no faggy fun here ":)
:crazy: Don't think Mom would approve much :rofl