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spfoam1
06-21-2009, 01:44 PM
With the current situation in N. Korea ready to boil over, and the threat of missiles fired at Hawaii becoming a grave concern, I would like to suggest the following procedures for the overclockers on the island:
Duck and cover!
Yes, duck and cover. With Obama in the white house you have no other options. My generation is already familiar with this procedure, but I figured you youngsters need a little brush up.
1. Duck
2. Place your head between your legs. (you may kiss your own ass if you feel it is appropriate)
3. Cover your head with your hands.
After the blast, don't worry about evacuating...the radiation is gonna cook your ass no matter what you do.
Aloha
Kal-EL
06-21-2009, 01:53 PM
With the current situation in N. Korea ready to boil over, and the threat of missiles fired at Hawaii becoming a grave concern, I would like to suggest the following procedures for the overclockers on the island:
Duck and cover!
Yes, duck and cover. With Obama in the white house you have no other options. My generation is already familiar with this procedure, but I figured you youngsters need a little brush up.
1. Duck
2. Place your head between your legs. (you may kiss your own ass if you feel it is appropriate)
3. Cover your head with your hands.
After the blast, don't worry about evacuating...the radiation is gonna cook your ass no matter what you do.
Aloha
LMFAO "Aloha" at the end, thx Steve, really appreciate the tips. Good thing I caught the tail end of "Duck and Cover" in the third grade.
punx223
06-21-2009, 02:06 PM
well soups start paddling this way you can stay on my couch buddy :cool:
Kal-EL
06-21-2009, 02:28 PM
well soups start paddling this way you can stay on my couch buddy :cool:
Radiation? Pfft! Kryptonians eat green for breakfast and crap neon green :D
spfoam1
06-21-2009, 02:32 PM
I've been shitting green, and Newegg is at the other end of the pipe.
Neuromancer
06-21-2009, 02:33 PM
Radiation? Pfft! Kryptonians eat green for breakfast and crap neon green :D
Wait a second, I thought green killed your ass...
Blue on the other hand, blue is like eating your wheaties.
In either case, wearing your Fruit of the looms outside your pants, you better be super :p
Kal-EL
06-21-2009, 02:35 PM
I've been shitting green, and Newegg is at the other end of the pipe.
You and me both bub.
spfoam1
06-21-2009, 02:43 PM
Wait a second, I thought green killed your ass...
Blue on the other hand, blue is like eating your wheaties.
In either case, wearing your Fruit of the looms outside your pants, you better be super :p
I saw that guy walking down the street here talking to himself.......was that Supes?
Kal-EL
06-21-2009, 02:46 PM
I saw that guy walking down the street here talking to himself.......was that Supes?
Nope, sry, I go commando man, if I'm gonna shit myself, I'll let it run down the spandex :moon::toungue1:
punx223
06-21-2009, 02:47 PM
I saw that guy walking down the street here talking to himself.......was that Supes?
definitely possible
spfoam1
06-21-2009, 02:49 PM
Nope, sry, I go commando man, if I'm gonna shit myself, I'll let it run down the spandex :moon::toungue1:
Prolly looks like a gerbil running down your leg inside those undies.....
Kal-EL
06-21-2009, 02:51 PM
definitely possible
Easy Fathead, u don't wanna deplete ur process cap for the day so quickly :rofl
Kal-EL
06-21-2009, 02:52 PM
Prolly looks like a gerbil running down your leg inside those undies.....
More likely a Compu"turd", really :)
spfoam1
06-21-2009, 02:54 PM
No personal attacks.....LOL :rofl
punx223
06-21-2009, 02:58 PM
Easy Fathead, u don't wanna deplete ur process cap for the day so quickly :rofl
damn coconut rum makin you make no sense again boy
Kal-EL
06-21-2009, 03:02 PM
damn coconut rum makin you make no sense again boy
Coconut flavored rum FTW! :trophy:
Neuromancer
06-21-2009, 03:26 PM
Glenfiddich you mean.:dance:
Kal-EL
06-21-2009, 03:28 PM
Glenfiddich you mean.:dance:
Yah, whatever "G" thing the Jersey Boy said :D
Neuromancer
06-21-2009, 03:55 PM
Yah, whatever "G" thing the Jersey Boy said :D
For shame!!!
http://eatingoutinharrisburg.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/glenfiddich12yo_special.jpg
I find this is best served.... in a glass to me :)
Does not break the bank or give you "whiskey face" like JD
Buckeye
06-21-2009, 05:21 PM
Pulling out some special old photos in my collection.
Kal-EL
06-21-2009, 05:23 PM
Pulling out some special old photos in my collection.
WOW!!!!!
I've never seen anything more "WOW" than that nuke going off. It really brings home the whole ant-nuclear proliferation thing.
Buckeye
06-21-2009, 05:58 PM
That one in the trailer being readied to be loaded is a B41 bomb.
Yield was 25mt and the largest yield weapon in the US inventory at the time.
Mt Saint Helens was considered to be = to 1mt. This bomb would have been 25 times more powerful than that.
Yet the biggest weapon ever setup was Rusians Tsar Bomba weighing in at 50mt ! It was designed to be 100mt and was said to have been tested in the Atmosphere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiyUSv2Z07A&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJixvAYPxE0&feature=related
NiyUSv2Z07A
ZJixvAYPxE0
RomDominance
06-21-2009, 06:59 PM
Hey Supes, just sag a bit and show these howliezors some radioactive asscrack!
Kal-EL
06-21-2009, 07:01 PM
Hey Supes, just sag a bit and show these howliezors some radioactive asscrack!
Hehehehehe, crackin up at that one dude. :rofl
RomDominance
06-21-2009, 07:18 PM
In all seriousness, it is unimaginable the evil which the galaxy can inflict upon itself. :flaminmad: