when i was a kid, my dad was a cop. That's why I grew up to be such a hellraiser
He was chasing some kid on a bike one night when the guy lost control of the bike and slid under a moving cement truck
According to my dad, the guys head went partially under the rear wheel of the truck and his head popped open sending his brain flying across the street to the curb :howfuckingcoolisthat:
He was going to take me to the police station and show me the pics, but mom wouldn't let him
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Enjoy your rides Bros