CHuckles..... :)

Thats too funny :)

that's a good wife she know what they are there for

If your third marriage lasts more than a year tell me the secret :ohcrap:

well the guys here are like a second or the part of my first main family right now so should be ok for me to tell y'all this...

I AM A FUCKING NERD!
for real tho i don't even know how to talk to girls really...

like this girl who i though was the one and i do believe she is the perfect marriage material just got a way and now i don't even know what the hell am i gonna do with my self anymore dude

at least most yy'all are married once up on a time and my x cheated on me and just got married a few days ago and my xx cheated on me and my xxx well i was 4 years younger than her and my first girlfriend i think she is a porn star in CA (i was googling something about her one time and a picture poped in google image and she was humping someone on the stage) and i never asked a girl out

i do hump around but i can never have a real relationship
comes to girls i really fucking hate my dad...
he was the biggest pimp at his time but he never teached me anything what so ever about girls...

well he did though i was gay for a long ass time cuz i never brough a girl home till last year cuz my x didn't have a place to live so i was trying to sneaking her in to the house

oh here is an other thing most the older people i know (around 30~40s) that's got a girl that's my age in there family wanna introduce me to there girls and they think i am the nicest guy out there

my dad actually helped me sneak a girl out of my bedroom when I was younger by distracting my mom and taking her into the kitchen to let us slip out the front door :rofl:

see that's a good'o father 'n son activity