we are men! since when do we do things right the first time?
thnk about it!!!!!

Think about this.... we are men, of course the damn women control our fucking lives.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i am not sure about lives cuz never got married came close once up on a time but thank god my top head kicked in overdrive just in time!

I was approached at an airport elevator by two men, I'd guess were late 20s early 30s. One said "excuse me sir" (which really pissed me off) and then asked me what was the secret to a happy marriage (guess they saw my wedding ring)

I told him "alway agree with everything she says and give here everything she wants"

He immediately turned around to the other guy and said "see man, I told you that was the secret to a happy marriage"

true story

Efff me, it's been ages since I last saw a near-perfect chick around, come on...

dude that's what i did but still got cheated on oh well lmao
it is what it is, now i am in a much happier place i can just go to any bars around brentwood and buy a few rounds for the ladies and have them take me to there place



dude idk why but some of the insanely good looking chicks are all from Canada!

but yeah for the first video i'd change the chair and go sit right next to her and ask "hey baby, your mama let you date?"

and the second one instead of help her out i'd just pick her up and gos "i monna let you have me take you home" or something similar but more mind twisting line and just starting to walk out :rofl

OMG, I would have gotten in soooo much trouble cause I would a propositioned her then and there, then the wife would see it on TV :eek:

that's why you tell her you are taking her to her place with out even showing your face!

the excuse is SHE DIDN'T HAVE SHOES

Not like I would have played it, but.... could work I guess :P