Just hide the guns, knives, and blunt tools that are in the house.... When it arrives and she asks what it is tell her, pause, and say "shouldn't you be in the kitchen? ...kinda craving a sammich."

Is the couch comfy? :laughing:

Here is an excuse I have used, friend is shipping me a gpu to test or cpu to play with. Has worked everytime I used it. ;)

I am hungry and want a sammich too, have her make me one :)

That works if your friend is named Newegg.

Used it, and it would work until the next day when she looked through the transaction records... the ex worked for a credit union and used to be able to see everything I did in real time.... :thumbdown:

Thats were I differ I guess. We both have our own checking accounts but share a savings account. We don't look at each others checking accounts. Just the way it is.

You obviously don't know my wife dude :rofl:

Best yet, I'm starting an e-bay business and this is stock for my kickoff dear :D I LIKE THAT ONE :)

Or you could pull the, what the I didn't order that! Bench it and ship it back and demand a refund. Dunno, maybe it will work and then again maybe it won't.

Oh I never looked at her accounts, but she has the power to look at anyone's account she wants. turns out it just wasn't illegal for her to pull any of mine up for no reason at all... lol. I would never share an account with anyone. The next woman shall not see my financial dealings, if I even decide to keep one around long enough to even warrant the asking.... :thumbsup:

Naw, I really am opening an e-bay business, so the stock part is eminently believable. :D

Tell her you bought it for her.... just like the Flintstones episode where Fred bought Wilma a bowling ball for her anniversary gift... cut for his fingers. rofl. classic.