Yup. A little test drive never hurt anyone.

She ( the interesting one ) mindf*cked me already.
These things only occur to me at the very wrong part of the day ( per say ).
Very good girl, very bad timing.
I bet it's Satan's work.
Just when I was acting nice for a while, patiently waiting for the clock to start running faster, counting down the days ( months literally :( ) to move to Florida, he seizes the opportunity.
Friend of a friend came uninvited to the bar where I was with his friend, comes with that chick with him.They don't act like a couple, I had no clue about them, chick starts talking with me, had a nice 2 hour very interesting ( my standards go a bit down once a lady seems really interesting and isn't just a "body to look at, and when she talks it's only bla bla bla shoes, bla bla bla his friend cheated on her, bla bla", she's ambitious, educated, humorous and serious altogether, everything tbh :P ) talk, she was flirty and my subconscious mind didn't know what to make out of that, was she doing all that or she's just like that all the time, don't know lol :D
4 days later we go out with my friend and that other guy, and suddenly he starts his own topic... my girl left me, she started telling me that she doesn't thinks of me & our relationship seriously and all 'n' all.
2 days ago, chick added me on FB and started talking to me on the chat.
We should go out again, bla bla.

Devil-sent, only way out is me getting fucked up I swear I can see it coming.

Anyhoo, got any idea how I can get her into the States ? LOL

Marry her

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Haha, good one :D ( actually, it's possible... but we have to be married for at least 3 years before she's allowed to enter the states for permanent residency :P )

You could pack her with some oxygen tanks and ship her to Hawaii for a stay :P

Or I could tear her into pieces and ship her to Antarctica.
That'd teach her for appearing at the very worst period for me.

Theres always that too, haha.

Just when I was about to say that I've mastered in controlling my feelings...
It couldn't wait for another 5 months ?

At the moment the only way to get detached seems to be lots of drinking ( which will: harm my already bad stomach, hurt my wallet [ I don't get drunk easily if at all, before a killer amount of alcohol in the blood stream and requiring a visit to the ER :P ] ).
Any ideas ?

Spend all your free time benching ............. :thumbsup:

work

Spend all your free time benching ............. :thumbsup:

work

Spend all your free time benching ............. :thumbsup:

work

eat

Spend all your free time benching ............. :thumbsup:


At this point if you are close to any one the will dump your ass and in effect solve any attachment problems you may have

you also could also substitute BF3 for working ................. :rofl

Get her here on a vacation and keep her hostage. That would get you tossed in jail. Then you would hate her.