Overclockaholics Forums - Introduce yourself

Huh, I thought I've been through this before here, memory lapse ?

Well, let's have another go :D

Nik: BenchZowner
Other Niks: BenchZowner, BenchZowner, BenchZowner, BenchZowner, BenchZowner ah... and billpeppas
Forums: everywhere :p
Real name: Bill Peppas
Profession: Crazy-oh-meter :D ok seriously now, PC Elect. Engineer, mastering in Microprocessors
Hobbies: let me think... well... overclocking, music ( listening, playing [ synthesizer & drums ], DJing ), watching movies/tv shows, gorgeous only women, hanging out ( cafe/bar/pub ), basketball, fishing, diving
Benchmarks: gimme moar ( every single one ), favorite's 3D Mark2001SE
Current HW: a lot, a 5.86G 2600K, a few 980X's ( mostly crappy ones ), high end x58 & z68 mobos, lots of cherrypicked RAM kits from a-data, geil, corsair, some VGA's, lots of HDDs/SSDs/Sound cards/PSUs/RAID Controllers, etc
Hardware history ? Don't get me started.
Started with the notorious Amstrad CPC & Amiga to 386DX and every single high end CPU & VGA onwards.
Prefered SW: for 24/7 Windows 7 x64, for benching the best OS per application
About:
A weird guy.
26 (! what ? nooooo nooooo no! I wanna go back to being 16 plz! ) years old crazy ass mofo.
Advantages: very very ( if not absolutely ) straightforward, honest, friendly, caring, sharing, understanding, and easy to get along with ( as long as you're not a bad person, that is a no-go ), over-realistic ( can be misunderstood as pessimistic at some point lol ).
Dis-advantages:
Very very straightforward, very picky on women, can't stand liars ( especially the white lies kind of people ) and any kind of bad attitude ( any kind, any form ), very picky on food ( I have an exquisite taste in food & women )

My first FPE ( First Person Encounter :D ) with a "PC" was in late 1989, and I've been hooked up with computers & technology ever since ( I fetched a screwdriver and tore it apart in mid 1990, my mother came back home and saw the Amstrad ripped apart and went crazy, but I re-assembled it and fixed the malfunctioning disk drive and she was like "wtf", never doubted me ever since :D )
If it's working with electricity ( and it's not an iron, oven, dish/clothes washing machine ), it is my thing :D
And no, I'm not a geek.
I know my stuff, like my stuff, but apart from that, I'm just an ordinary person.
Just like with music, I like everything except folk/metal/hard rock, I like trying new things ( no no, gay porn and 2 boys 1 cup ain't on that list :D ), challenges, and I'm open to everything ( perhaps even Ice Dancing [ well, maybe not, at least not with those gay tight fit clothes :D ] ).

If a girl asks about me, just don't mention that I have to do anything with computers, I hate that look on their faces.