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kikicoco1334 11-04-2010 04:52 PM

the day is tomorrow GL bro!
only a few hrs away haha

MaadDaawg 11-05-2010 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeorgeStorm (Post 61751)
You saying that you think her knowing you bought it would end the marriage?? Or am I reading that wrong?
Honesty is always the best policy, and I believe that.

George, there are mean lies, and there are lies you have to make to keep the piece, I'm bettin there's more lying between your parents than you realize.. sorry dude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patch (Post 61800)
A good woman has your back and really makes the sun shine. But you gotta be someone worth being with, too. It's not good to hide the truth in a relationship.......with a few key exceptions.

Take the following quiz and try to decide whether truth is better than......avoiding the truth when she asks you:

1) Does this make me look fat?
2) This tastes better than your mother's, doesn't it?
3) I don't really care, but I'm curious.......how many women have you been with?
4) What's in that package? .


The correct answer to all of these, unless you've got a gorgeous sexy wife who's a great cook is...... A........LIE.

If you're wife's put on a few pounds over the years and can't cook to save her life, the 1 & 2 also require .... A ..... LIE in response.

were you with another women last night? ALWAYS, UNDER NO CIRUCMSTANCES TELL THE TRUCHT!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: (unless of course you really fell asleep in your car after drinking with the boys ;)

Don't get me wrong, my wife and I have a great relationship, she never gave me shit about the money I spent on my hobby, just now with no paycheck coming in cept unemployment I'm thinkin she may be a little more sensitive to this sort of thing :P

Whatever happens, no major trauma, even if I get caught (then I bitch about her 200 dollar hair cuts et al... :rofl: and all ends well :D

GeorgeStorm 11-05-2010 04:36 AM

Mm, possible, but doubtful.
You don't know my parents :P

MaadDaawg 11-05-2010 04:47 AM

George

One trueism that you will learn as you age - and please jump in here and help support this Bros'

is

ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME

There are no exceptions. Those who are single and in love may think their honey is different, but after a few years of marriage the real woman emerges to help you save you from yourself!! The ONLY DEFENSE is to always say
1 - yes honey
2 - whatever you say honey
3- wherever you want to eat dear

any deviation from this basic pattern of responses will result in a divorce within two to three years down the road........... don't argue with experience dude, everyone I know says their women are the same as my woman. Splave's on honeymoon so what he doens't know yet.... poor guy.. sniff sniff

Chuchnit 11-05-2010 04:47 AM

^ +1

DOM 11-05-2010 05:04 AM

all women are crazy lol

but we cant live with out them ;)

MaadDaawg 11-05-2010 12:52 PM

if it weren't for sex, we'd be hunting them for game :D


Got everything delivered and down hidden amongst the man cave parts and boxes... went off without a hitch:laughing:

Neuromancer 11-05-2010 01:16 PM

w00t! Congrats MD :)

MaadDaawg 11-05-2010 01:17 PM

Thanks Bro, never woulda worked with the UPS guys help :P

wOOt :D

DOM 11-05-2010 01:30 PM

no pics or ss of it @ 1400 core :P


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