That's a nice Tit Trick :laughing:

(nice tits too :D )

And here I was waiting for her to fill up the glass.

Oh, come on. You all were thinking it too

TBH, I was too busy following her nipples to think of much of anything else :D

:rofl

I KNOW!!!!!


+1 ON THAT ONLY I WATCHED IT 15 TIMES

Holy Crap he reminds me of my son... starst talking gibberish, I correct him "I know"

i can't stop watch this video rofl

i found this back in high school it is the funniest thing ever!


can't wait to see what MD posts when he sees this :D

Not totally hilarious but, holy shit! Charlie Sheen!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjD35xGeetk#1m44s

:wtfsign: Everyone knows there is no such thing as "itty bitty boobies" ... jeeez
The official designator is "teeny tiny titties", "TTT" for short. So much for his intelligence level :D

I like Spinners :D

Huh, out east we say "She is not only a member but hte President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee"

hmm.. seems to be a lot of confusion over the propper naming convention for breasts consisting mostly of a large protruding nipple. In the book I have, which is hundreds of years old, it very clearly states Teeny Tiny Titties :D Just another example of how colorful the English language can be :thumbsup:

However, we should also pay hommage to the other classifications, since we love them as much as we do ttts :taunt:
Such as;
Bullet tits
Torpedo tits
bouncing tits
small tits
humoungoids
big tits

et. al.

I can honestly say, I've never ever turned down a woman because of the size or shape (or color) of her Breasts :D

I'm quite proud of that :laughing:

Better :D

I LOVE THIS GUY!

Hope that guy lost his job.

Not only driving recklessly, but using a cop car to get to another job :S

Odds are good that the charges were dropped and there is no paper trail. My dad was a cop long ago, and they look out for each other :P

oops... maybe things have changed Supes, this was long ago in a galaxy far far away :laughing:

All I know is I got out of a LOT of jams cause my dad was a cop. They'd look at my drivers license and say "oh, you must be George's son" and I'd say "yes officer" and he'd hand me back my license and tell me I should be a little more careful :rofl: those were the days :thumbsup:

Yeah, back in the day it was like that, my pops was a cop too, but nowadays they don't think twice about eating their own. Besides, this dumbshit in the cruiser was way outa line forcing the other cruiser to chase him down at over 120mph, He's lucky theres a dashcam and the pursuing officer was a female cuz here he woulda got his ass stomped on on the freeway in front of god and country. Upside is he wouldnt have been arrested afterwards. :laughing:

holy crap!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
oh well....

hey superman what is your cruiser looks like?
all the brentwood pd is got the new 2012 dodge charger the slow ones

Well interceptors are usually saved for highway patrolman I would think... around town cops should have something solid and reliable for lots of stop and go type stuff.

And people wonder why our children are dumber than ever

That is probably better education than they normally get :P

:rofl:

When my divorce to my first wife was just about complete, I went into one of these places, can't remember the name but it was pretty flakey... Hearts something... Anyway, I go in to check it out and they keep me in this interview for fucking ever, asking questions, telling me how I'll find the woman of my dreams there, etc. I kept asking "how much does it cost" They wouldn't answer me :thumbdown:

Finally I had enough and told them I wasn't interested in hearing anything else until they told me the price (goddammit). A mere $5,000 for a year :eek: But then they explained how I could get it "free" by putting it on my credit card :shock: Needless to say, I never made my video :laughing:

Ended up using "Love @ AOL.com". Met a lot of women, horney when they're in their 40s :D Ultimately, ended up meeting my new wife there :) And it was free :thumbsup:

uh what u say :Dizzy:

So your wife was one of them horney ladys u meet through that ?? Nice now I know why u think the way u do :rofl remind me of my dad one thing I remember he said one was he may be old but he can still bury the bone :laughing:

I apologize for my language but WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT!

That guy makes me wanna kick him in the balls so hard that they'll bounce off of his liver and take a sharp turn to his kidneys.

Study showed that kids watch that shit and spongebob the cartoon 30min and up will make there IQ lower

I used to drive a Camaro SS but traded up to a souped up Explorer, more room to stretch, pack my long guns and gear, higher/farther viewing radius to see the baddies, plus I can lug my Ln2 containers to/from the gas shop. :thumbsup:

Hey man, it's what keeps you jung man :rofl:

But FYI, I've thought the way I do my entire life :thumbsup: Don't get it if you don't ask for it :laughing::laughing:

I used to drive a Camaro SS too :thumbsup: Ran low 11's at the drag strip but was still street legal (barely :laughing: ) Guy I sold it to wrapped it around a tree 3 months later :ohcrap:

Should have kept that car :blink:

I still have it in the driveway, runs' 12.8's still. I have 11's wide in the back so I don't wrap around a tree, which I nearly did a few times. Its a six speed short throw.

what gen ss? PLEASE TELL ME PRE 70s!
69 is my fav year EVER!
but yeah i understand when you gotta toll gears around you need a bigger ride

nice! what year is yours?

It was a 1969. Bought it new for $3800 with the high performance 396/450hp engine and a high performance auto trans (turbo hydro 400 I think?). Pulled the engine out every winter and sent out parts for customizing. Put it back together in my bedroom one year, my mom almost shit :rofl:

With an L88 cam and solid lifters the engine loaped (right word?) and the lifters made a racket when it idled :D My friends used to call it the popcorn machine cause I always kept the lifters loose :thumbsup:

I was parked in the local hang out one night and some kid in a Barracuda with 3 dueces pulled and asked me if I wanted to "race that pig". I said sure, but soon as I started the engine he just drove away :rofl:

Sweet Supes.

Sure wish I still had mine :ohcrap: My neighbor has a 68 with a 454 dropped in it. Sounds like shit though :laughing:

my god he musta changed the front springs but damn thats front heavy, need frame work so it doesnt tork the hell out of it or just row bars to stiffin it up.

Holy shit dude! that's awesome!
I think that's the only car I'd never get it in any other color other than black with white stripes on it, or just pure black
That's like one of my biggest dream car, other than a sexy red vette I want the LS9 but I still want the old body style one of my friend was talking about how we can always pull it out of those newer POS in it and drop it in :rofl
But again, the C6 Z06s are still super sexy, I monna get some one to pass a law saying the only color can be put on a vette is red or you'll be sent to guantanamo bay :D
I am one of those red blooded pre-70s American muscle car fan that's anti lamborghinis just happen to be born in the wrong time at the wrong part of the earth

This guys a rich kid who's parents own a restaraunt chain, he don't know shit about the car or the engine - what a waste :thumbdown:

Kiki, I owned a vette (L79 I think it was) for one day once :laughing: Went into the dealer and they were trying to sell me the car even though I told them I didn't have any money. so they had me give them a $50 deposit and I got to drive it until the credit check failed to go thru the next day :rofl: I had just gotten out of college and had NO money :P

hahahahahahaha nice troll!
i love go test out new cars! i can NOT wait for the 2013 Lexus LS/GS/IS that's coming out next Apr/Mar SO SEXY!
my first year of college i got an ok job, and an ok pay so i saved up and got myself a Lexus ES300 lol well before that i got a BMW 325 1990 it was the pimpest ride i have ever had and with in the week i got it the lady didn't even had the time to mail me the title some douche ran my ass over in it, we got so pissed she was gonna go find the dude and kick his ass, so the car got killed on the spot...
it was a really cute car, it was BMW red with white perfect leather open top great sound system (<- not the kids system and grown up's setup)

I've got a 3 series beamer now, and I am totally in love with the car :D

yeah dude they are fun little cars to drag around with lol

before i got the lexus i was gonna get the Audi S4 pretty much a sports version of A4 with twin turbo nice as hell but the day when i was gonna go pick up the car the turbo went out and i was like WTF then he took it in to get it fixed then next we know the mechanic somehow killed the other turbo so i am just like F it! and went with the lexus.... the S4 was SOOO fast!!! (faster)