Skin Cancer is real boys and girls
 

I built my house on the water and I am a fisherman's son so basically I am a beach Bum..
I had a small redish colored area about the size of a BB on my forehead...I thought nothing of it...
I was looking at a high voltage panel about a month ago and slipped off the ladder. I caught myself on a door with my head right on that spot...The spot wasn't a sore. Just a small discoloring but became really sore..It would not go away...

I went to the Doc and told him I had rammed my head and it wouldn't stop hurting...He looked at it and said " we need to send you for a biopsy. I ask him what was wrong with him..I said i had hit it why would i need that...He told me the fall was just luck he thought..

They did the Bio and called me 2 weeks ago and said that it was skin cancer and i would need it removed now..

I went..They gave me about 10 shots to num my forehead but the Doc was a really hot babe so i was pre-occupied with looking at her to notice.

I ask her could she see it and she said no but she could feel it..The size of a nickel..She would take out a quarter size of meat and do test around the edges...

I went home with a 3 inch 25 stitch scar.. She told me not to sit up for 12 hours...I went back in 2 days and was told that they got it all...And i was really lucky because if i had not fallen it could have killed me or had me on Chemo at the least before i would have noticed...

It still feels like i have a headache all the time but that is normal..she said...

I am lucky because the scar just makes me look even more sexy and i am one sexy ass beach bum...

The real down side was the swelling..When i first started benching the 5970 my eyes were so swollen I could hardly see...

The moral here is..Use the sun screen..I use to use like 10 and the sexy doc told me she knew where i lived and knew i stayed on the water and the fact i had a good tan meant nothing..I wanted to ask her over so bad but chickened at the last min....

THE END..I Hope....:clapping:

Well I sure hope thats the end of it buddy. Some of that skin cancer can be down right nasty.

Glad you had your little mishap bro, woulda been a real shame to loose you man.
Skin cancer is a real problem here in AZ...damn sun fries everything here lol.

Well 3 good things came out of it.

1. The hot doctor chick.
2. The hot doctor chick.
3. The hot doctor chick.

:)

you are so right..
I got to tell ya..That was the nastiest sounding chit when she was cutting it out but she was the sexiest Doc I have ever seen....I mean Playboy issue.....I could'nt wait to go back.....When she said i know where you live i got :Dizzy:

I am such a chicken.....

Glad you got it sorted LS. My Dad had to have some removed a while back.

Good thing you fell, my luck I would fall and knock my eye out or something. Go see her again and tell her it is itching, and ask her out!!

She wants to see me at the end of this month and look at the scar.....

I like the itching approach....

I will ask her if she would like to see my Dock where i got the cancer!!!!!:thumbsup:

Dam dude. Hope your good to go.
Maybe you got the cancer so you could meet her an suppose to take her out. Hot Docs of that scale dont grow on trees especialy ones that know were you live.
which mean she knows of you, she heard you had a big graphics card an got some ram to back it up.

Dang man its lucky you banged your head !

But this Doc thing... Pic's or it didn't happen :laughing:

Talking about scars, I have about an 8"er on my belly from when my appendix burst and was laid up for 8 days or 12 days, its hard to remember the meds were so good LOL. I have a pic but its not pretty :)

Man, I really do like your style....:)

She was about 40 but HOTTT age would be perfect......I usually don't flip out over this kind of thing living where i do but damn.....


maybe she would like to mother me back to great health since i am the only one here now?????:laughing:

dang, that happened to me too 3 years ago.....That did suck....

The camera is a good angle..I am going to take it with me and ask if she can get a good shot of it because my daughter is in college which is true...Good thinking dude...

It is all coming together!!!

I feel brave now!!!!

This thread is useless without any pictures :shock: (J/K)

Damn Dude, Happy Days for the bump on the noggin. I'm glad they got it all, was it benign or liqnitrogetic?

Hey! "Liqnitrogetic" <----- Doesn't that sound like LN2?.................Yep! Cuz its about
damn time for you to get it COLDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! :keeporder:

All joking aside, I'm very happy it worked out well for you and I really hope you take care of yourself and wear serious sunscreen from here on out. Take vitamins, drink lots of water, pour lots of LN2, get good sleep, de-compress with lots of overclocking, and MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW UP with the Hotty ;)

I've seen alot of life altering shti in my time, cancer is really messed up. However, with advances in science and medication, all of you can rest assured that you will feel minimal amounts of pain when its time for you to die from any cause, even old age, because what they'll do is provide you with a shitload of morphine which will make you numb to the world. Morphine btw is a respitory suppressant and eventually while you sleep you will stop breathing. This is a "Natural" cause of death in the medical community. Think Ninja Kovorkian.

Lakeside, u da man, if you need anything at all from me/us, please don't hesitate to ask. I hear Hawaiian Noni Juice is great for fighting cancer.

Lakeside....glad everuthing turned out fine...I would be really pissed off i u weren't here to help me out...j/k....but still glad u r here!!!

Thanks everyone...

I do believe it is all gone..i was one lucky ass and the cut runs straight across in the folds of my skin...I kept telling her I didn't care and she said she did....

she was really hot.....

I am really going to ask her to photo it..I will PM if you want it......weird asses.:laughing:

I will also get a pic of the doc if i can.......

I t wasn't benign ..but was caught in time..NO CHEMO NEEDED..Thank God ........It wasn't squimish cell but the M one but was contaned.......

Happy "I'm Alive Day" to you Lakeside :D

Renee gives that stuff out by the crap load to the people she see's in HOSPICE, and stuff that has more power than that. What you say is true.

After a person passes she has to go back and waste what ever is left by mixing it in a cat litter like stuff. She tells me some people about cry when she does that because they think the get to keep what ever is left LOL.

I handled a case where some crumb+cronic family members weren't giving the dying grandma her morphine pills but were selling it on the street to pay for their Crystal Methamphetamine addictions. Sick faqs out there.

:shithappens:"

Thats so f**ked up!! Problem is here in my part of the country this story would be the opposite. Family would sell the meth to get the prescription drugs.

Purdue Pharma and Oxycontin has ruined my area!!!!!!!

You know, after they did the surgery...The Hot Doc gave me a script..I told her i wouldn't need it and she said fill it you will...

It was Percocet 10mg pills...60....My face really swoll up....really the eyes....I took one and started to bench the 5970....All of a sudden I felt just like I had a good bottle of wine but was really up....I benched for 6 hours.......

I am sure those are not strong pills but i could really feel them....

The scar looks good now...It is right in the creases in my face....

Oh the perc's are very strong medicine and 10mg is a whopper, I'm sure you were a happy bencher ;)

Be carefull tho, perc's are highly habit forming, much more so than vicadin.

I can see where they would be..With most pain stuff i ever took it made me sleepy but these made me energetic....

I have most of them left...

I felt like I had took a good arse whippen..Maybe caught 4 or 5 good ones to the face.
Plus the swelling just made me feel like siht...

It is gone now...Still have the headache and the vice grip feeling but I am getting better....

Sounds like you know or have been trained in these meds..I did notice something...

The first 5 days I just felt up when i took them and the pain was pretty much gone.

As i got better I thought i would take one in the evenings and they would really kick my butt..Big time buzz....

I am guessing the less actual pain the more the buzz factor...

I probably have 45 left.....

Yep and yep.

They also have a way of changing you're perception of life. Most people tend to be more.....well....happy! A silent few get heavily depressed.

More generous than normal, talkative, expressive, socialable, etc. It can also keep you up for a couple days. I've had a few minutes of narcotics training and spent six hard years in the underbelly of the city. Ah the good ole days :D

Just glad your good to go. I never had a perc so dont know much about them. But 1000mg of Vicodin Im talkin like Oprah an cleaning like Martha.

Yeah, that's what they do..I can see how one could hurt theirself if they were taking these for like a back problem...You could find yourself doing things you wouldn't without the meds...

Know what thats about. I broke my 7 an 8th thorasic in my back years ago in the wild days. Hell your lucky to get pain killers my docs give me Ib profrin when I jack myself up yay.

Yeah, I'd say percs are strong... synthetic opium. Just don't crush em up, liquify them, and get into needles dude lol

And I'm with Bukeye and Supes, no pic = no hot doc :taunt:

BTW, 40 year old females are = 18 year old males. Want nothing but sex, sex, sex :) But, unlike 18 year old boys... they KNOW what they are doing :thumbsup:

I'd suggest regular checkups to keep safe, maybe she'll do late night house calls :D

Awe man Maddog, you have a bad experience with an 18 year old boy?:evil: :laughing::rofl:taunt:

Sry, couldn't help myself. :cool3:

ROFl

Damn Supes .. that aspect never even occurred to me ??? Guess we think differently :taunt:

I was working on the "accepted wisdom" that 18 year old boys want to do nothing but eff but are all energy and no knowledge. That wasn't true with me at 18 cause I'd read the Harrod Experiment :D

Also based on numerous experiences with 40+ chicks ... say hello, buy them a drink, then get dragged into bed. It was AWEFULL being used just for my body all the time hahahahahaha