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The 5 answers we have all been waiting for!
THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. "its a dicky do"!!!!!!! ROFLMAO Nominated as the world's best short joke A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains? 'Not yet,' she replied |
welcome to the hangout dude...
how ya been mr krump? btw list your rig no matter what it is.... everyone starts somewhere |
Enozo! How's it hangin'?
How's the REAL homebrew coming along? |
:welcome: again to the forums :P
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I luv brewing my own beer not to mention it is cheap and potent!!!!
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mmmmm beer
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Welcome back to the forum. Going to kick for awhile this time, lol.
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I will at least check in here daily if nothing else. I will post when I have something good or an answer to a posted question plus my usual jokes and rants ;-)
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Hey Enzo, welcome back. So my daughter and I saw a bumper sticker the other day which she loved, it said "what would yoda do?...your ass,... kick it he would!":laughing:
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Why do male dogs lick their balls?....
because they can :D |
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