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spfoam1 06-21-2009 01:44 PM

D & c
 
With the current situation in N. Korea ready to boil over, and the threat of missiles fired at Hawaii becoming a grave concern, I would like to suggest the following procedures for the overclockers on the island:

Duck and cover!

Yes, duck and cover. With Obama in the white house you have no other options. My generation is already familiar with this procedure, but I figured you youngsters need a little brush up.

1. Duck
2. Place your head between your legs. (you may kiss your own ass if you feel it is appropriate)
3. Cover your head with your hands.

After the blast, don't worry about evacuating...the radiation is gonna cook your ass no matter what you do.

Aloha

Kal-EL 06-21-2009 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by spfoam1 (Post 5533)
With the current situation in N. Korea ready to boil over, and the threat of missiles fired at Hawaii becoming a grave concern, I would like to suggest the following procedures for the overclockers on the island:

Duck and cover!

Yes, duck and cover. With Obama in the white house you have no other options. My generation is already familiar with this procedure, but I figured you youngsters need a little brush up.

1. Duck
2. Place your head between your legs. (you may kiss your own ass if you feel it is appropriate)
3. Cover your head with your hands.

After the blast, don't worry about evacuating...the radiation is gonna cook your ass no matter what you do.

Aloha

LMFAO "Aloha" at the end, thx Steve, really appreciate the tips. Good thing I caught the tail end of "Duck and Cover" in the third grade.

punx223 06-21-2009 02:06 PM

well soups start paddling this way you can stay on my couch buddy :cool:

Kal-EL 06-21-2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by punx223 (Post 5542)
well soups start paddling this way you can stay on my couch buddy :cool:

Radiation? Pfft! Kryptonians eat green for breakfast and crap neon green :D

spfoam1 06-21-2009 02:32 PM

I've been shitting green, and Newegg is at the other end of the pipe.

Neuromancer 06-21-2009 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kal-EL (Post 5554)
Radiation? Pfft! Kryptonians eat green for breakfast and crap neon green :D

Wait a second, I thought green killed your ass...

Blue on the other hand, blue is like eating your wheaties.


In either case, wearing your Fruit of the looms outside your pants, you better be super :p

Kal-EL 06-21-2009 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by spfoam1 (Post 5555)
I've been shitting green, and Newegg is at the other end of the pipe.

You and me both bub.

spfoam1 06-21-2009 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Neuromancer (Post 5556)
Wait a second, I thought green killed your ass...

Blue on the other hand, blue is like eating your wheaties.


In either case, wearing your Fruit of the looms outside your pants, you better be super :p

I saw that guy walking down the street here talking to himself.......was that Supes?

Kal-EL 06-21-2009 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by spfoam1 (Post 5560)
I saw that guy walking down the street here talking to himself.......was that Supes?

Nope, sry, I go commando man, if I'm gonna shit myself, I'll let it run down the spandex :moon::toungue1:

punx223 06-21-2009 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by spfoam1 (Post 5560)
I saw that guy walking down the street here talking to himself.......was that Supes?

definitely possible

spfoam1 06-21-2009 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kal-EL (Post 5561)
Nope, sry, I go commando man, if I'm gonna shit myself, I'll let it run down the spandex :moon::toungue1:

Prolly looks like a gerbil running down your leg inside those undies.....

Kal-EL 06-21-2009 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by punx223 (Post 5562)
definitely possible

Easy Fathead, u don't wanna deplete ur process cap for the day so quickly :rofl

Kal-EL 06-21-2009 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by spfoam1 (Post 5564)
Prolly looks like a gerbil running down your leg inside those undies.....

More likely a Compu"turd", really :)

spfoam1 06-21-2009 02:54 PM

No personal attacks.....LOL :rofl

punx223 06-21-2009 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kal-EL (Post 5565)
Easy Fathead, u don't wanna deplete ur process cap for the day so quickly :rofl

damn coconut rum makin you make no sense again boy

Kal-EL 06-21-2009 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by punx223 (Post 5570)
damn coconut rum makin you make no sense again boy

Coconut flavored rum FTW! :trophy:

Neuromancer 06-21-2009 03:26 PM

Glenfiddich you mean.:dance:

Kal-EL 06-21-2009 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Neuromancer (Post 5588)
Glenfiddich you mean.:dance:

Yah, whatever "G" thing the Jersey Boy said :D

Neuromancer 06-21-2009 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kal-EL (Post 5591)
Yah, whatever "G" thing the Jersey Boy said :D

For shame!!!

http://eatingoutinharrisburg.files.w...yo_special.jpg

I find this is best served.... in a glass to me :)

Does not break the bank or give you "whiskey face" like JD

Buckeye 06-21-2009 05:21 PM

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Pulling out some special old photos in my collection.

Kal-EL 06-21-2009 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Buckeye (Post 5614)
Pulling out some special old photos in my collection.

WOW!!!!!

I've never seen anything more "WOW" than that nuke going off. It really brings home the whole ant-nuclear proliferation thing.

Buckeye 06-21-2009 05:58 PM

That one in the trailer being readied to be loaded is a B41 bomb.
Yield was 25mt and the largest yield weapon in the US inventory at the time.

Mt Saint Helens was considered to be = to 1mt. This bomb would have been 25 times more powerful than that.

Yet the biggest weapon ever setup was Rusians Tsar Bomba weighing in at 50mt ! It was designed to be 100mt and was said to have been tested in the Atmosphere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiyUS...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJixv...eature=related


RomDominance 06-21-2009 06:59 PM

Hey Supes, just sag a bit and show these howliezors some radioactive asscrack!

Kal-EL 06-21-2009 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RomDominance (Post 5633)
Hey Supes, just sag a bit and show these howliezors some radioactive asscrack!

Hehehehehe, crackin up at that one dude. :rofl

RomDominance 06-21-2009 07:18 PM

In all seriousness, it is unimaginable the evil which the galaxy can inflict upon itself. :flaminmad:


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