Don't touch my shit - Office Antics
 

Just thought I'd share a lil storie with you guys, the mild mannered Superman has an evil Clark Kent alter-ego.

I work in an office with 5 desks/people. 4 subordinates and 1 supervisor. I never see them because I schedule my shift to be opposite theirs ( cuz they erk the shit outa me ). I have one simple request "Don't touch my shit". :thumbsup:

So yesterday I arrive at work to find someone has cleaned up and organized my desk. :keeporder:
Well aint that just nice? :hug: I know who it was too, a certain ocd female in the office. :happy1:

So I did what any mature adult these days would have done. I frackin ransacked the entire office, no desk was left unturned and un-mutilated, trash cans were emptied on the floor and desks, chairs turned upside down and I lifted the office couch up put it up onto the filing cabinets. :green4:


Well, I just arrived at work and the mess has been cleaned but my desk untouched. Theres a little note on my desk:
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:trophy:Don't touch my shit- Kal

Win, with tasty vittles bonus! :thumbsup:

You want to befriend the pit bull, throw it some grub ;)

Ur so mental....LOL P.S. I wouldn't eat those burritos LOL might be poisoned

dude you just made me laugh my ass off and turned around a otherwise shitty day :thumbsup:


thanks buddy

Glad to help Shannon, just when I thought there wasn't anymore idiot left in me. :D

Great story bro, put a nice smile on my face. Office rampage FTW!!

This is hilarious and yeah dont eat that shit in the fridge. Its probably poisoned. :ohcrap:

At least you didnt do that on the forum :ohcrap: No wonder you put up with me.

OMG!!!! My manager would first kill me and then fire me if I ever get the courage to do that shit in our office, :p