Read the Prescription Bottle...
 

Holy crap I just came out of my retard slumber from yesterday. My wife used to get severe migraines to the point of throwing up almost daily. They put her on a high does of this medicine called Topamax that is actually for seizures, but work wonders for migraine sufferers in super high doses. To make a long story short, she doesn't take them anymore, but still has a few in a bottle. That bottle just happens to be in a prescription bottle that looks just like one of mine, and just a few days ago she moved it into the cabinet where I leave my meds.

Yesterday morning I started feeling dizzy and going numb in my face and hands. I couldn't figure out what the hell was wrong with me. As time went on I start loosing short term memory. I mean I could grab a drink and by the time I put it to my lips, I couldn't remember grabbing the damn thing. :Dizzy: Once I figured out what I had done I called one of the doctors I worked for to make sure I hadn't hurt myself since I took a massive dose of this med. He just laughed and told me not to drive anywhere and read the damn labels before I starts taking medicines. :laughing: Anyways yesterday sucked and I learned a good lesson to make sure to read the label of what I'm grabbing before I just pop it in my mouth. :ohcrap:

Good job man, at least you didnt take a masive does of birth control pills by mistake, no telling how that would have effected you :Dizzy:

So now I bet you will say ... I MSNed Buckeye yesterday and chatted for how long ??? I dont remember a thing :taunt:

also know as dopamax and will mess you up rofl, lady at work takes it and shes a loon

hehehe, I here all that does is make you sterile. :shock: I remember talking to you man. I was 80% recovered then.

Man I don't know how my wife put up with taking that crap. Of course she started out with a waaay smaller dose than what I took by mistake. What I took was one of the doses that she took when she was at her peak of taking it. :ohcrap: I guess they worked here up slow enough to not get the retarded feeling, but she always got the numbness in the hands and whatnot.

Hmmmm, could it be sabotage? Now that you've set a precidence demonstrating your ineptitude to properly take medications, your wife has set the stage for an future "accidental" overdose to collect the life insurance and use your previous Doctor employer as a witness to testitify that you frequently screw up taking your meds. The stage has been set, the final chapter is eminent, chucko is in great danger.
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Sry, caught an episode of Law and Order last night, boring arse show :P

Dude that's so not even funny. My wife is sooo in to all of those law and order's and real life murder show's. I am for certain she has some sort of fail safe plan to kill me and get away with it if she ever wanted to. :blink: