Ask Kal-El anything thread
 

Me first,

What kinda police cruiser do you use?
Boxers or briefs?

Kal-El do you think Splave wants u to handcuff him, then put him in the back of your cruiser so he can find out if you wear boxers or briefs ?.....

sorry Splave, bro i had to lmao

the real question is.... Kal, do you want to hand cuff Splave and show him your boxers/briefs, or at least inform him of you boxers vs. briefs situation? Do said boxers and/or briefs have anything that even resembles lace or the color pink? If you ride a police bike, does it make the skidmarks in your lacy pink boxers/briefs darker?

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some one is asking an ass kicking lol

My Guess... Ford for a cruiser and def briefs on the job. Boxers around the house.

How tall are you?
My guess...5'3".

Crown vic interceptor?
Sculpted pouch for the undies rofl?

Crown Vic in Hawaii? Na Probably an Escort. lol

Maui has Crown Vics though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3lpgPLTJbo

We have subsidized vehicles for senior motormen, basically if you've put in the time then you get a motor pay (about $600 a month) specifically to purchase the vehicle of your choice for police work. I drove a 00 Camaro SS modified to the tits on the internals till around 2007 when my wife wanted me to pickup a Ford Explorer Limited V8. I put the loudest exhaust system available on it so I could at least sound like I was going fast. The Camaro now decorates the driveway as a Sunday driver.
Its between FOL's and BVD's and Superman Boxers

I've been accused of being 6'5" but I'm actually closer to 6'3", currently tipping the scales at 280lbs, up 10lbs since I started hitting the weights hard. Most I"ve benched was 545lbs without a lift off, I'm working back up to it again now. I"m a stretcher, 3" cruz mode 9 1/2" when on patrol.

This is a good thread idea, it should be done for every team member, I can use the info for a bios page for you fools :)

Of course, Splave shall be next. :keeporder:

Love this thread...rofl'd a lot...I was gonna guess that since officer el does all the web work for his dept., I was gonna guess those cheap asses have him cruising a 486 or p4.
My question is what his theory is on our team's hardware curse during June?

Holy crap man. You're a big ass dude. My buddy thats in I.C.A.C. weighs in at around 260 but he's 5'8". He loves beer. lol

Are you a Trooper or loacal Police.

BTW i have a Challange coin here for you from the Mass. I.C.A.C. unit. pm me your address and i'll send it to you.