OK, my bad.... I just thought "chuckles" was getting old.... Trying that one out to see how it felt..
Put the boots to them -- Medium-style.
Ebay's safe as long as you look at companies as opposed to individual sellers. The key criteria to look for:
1. Feedback (duh)
2. Multiple units. If they have more than one, they will cost less typically and not give any grief about returns if something is dead.
3. Location.... make sure there is a location, not a general "United States" since that usually means "not in the United States."