Turns out I got a low maintenance hotty.
No purse fetish. Thought she had a Zappos problem until our Romulan buddy posted up his palace o shoes - I don't think she'd make it to the third level in there.
Makes me cry inside when they throw money down the toilet on crap just to impress a small subset of other chicks. They should at least waste money on accessories with intrinsic value......like lingerie.