I'm not no Fucktard ok
I follow these directions
http://www.ocia.net/articles/xpflashdrive/page1.shtml and when i get to the point where I have to navigate to the folder where I copied the windows files, it tells me there are no installation files found there. I checked that I copied the contents of the iso I wanted to that folder.
I am now very frustrated, but more determined than ever to win this battle.
Should I just install XP and then strip it down? It might be faster.