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Originally Posted by FACE
Just hide the guns, knives, and blunt tools that are in the house.... When it arrives and she asks what it is tell her, pause, and say "shouldn't you be in the kitchen? ...kinda craving a sammich."
Is the couch comfy?  |
I am hungry and want a sammich too, have her make me one 
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Originally Posted by DrNip
Here is an excuse I have used, friend is shipping me a gpu to test or cpu to play with. Has worked everytime I used it.  |
That works if your friend is named Newegg.
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