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Old 04-22-2011
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Hello? I just thought I'd let you know......

True story:
2 men break into a home in downtown Honolulu late one night. The neighbor sees the men climbing into his nieghbors home thru a window and calls 911. Kal and his plain clothes buddies rush to the scene and arrive just as the two men are climbing back out the window. "Stop, Police!" and the two men take off running thru the back yard. Light of foot, Kal pursues the men thru the back yard, over a fence, thru another backyard and over yet another fence. Urgently, Kal warns the two dummies "Don't jump that next fence DUMBASSES!" Do they listen? Nope! The two men hop the next fence and fall 30 feet over the other side as it was the backside of large retaining wall with a fence at the top. Both men suffered multiple breaks in their legs and ribs including ruptured spleans. Unable to continue running they lay on the ground groaning and moaning until scraped up by parametics. Kal stands at the top of the retaining wall suffering from belly cramps from laughing histerically and ridicules the two brainiacs until paramedics arrive on scene. Moral of the story? Don't run from the popo
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