I believe Mr. Scott was referring to Ghonorhea (spelling?). you get two giant syringes with 4in needles- 1 ow which is stuck in each cheek of your glutamus maximus to cure it (tmi
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ahhh the seventies
And about your scratches (on your car lol) - get the damn thing painted or use colored way, you really have few choices unless you get a pro ..... fessional to work them out for you