I was approached at an airport elevator by two men, I'd guess were late 20s early 30s. One said "excuse me sir" (which really pissed me off) and then asked me what was the secret to a happy marriage (guess they saw my wedding ring)
I told him "alway agree with everything she says and give here everything she wants"
He immediately turned around to the other guy and said "see man, I told you that was the secret to a happy marriage"
true story
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