Damn, thought I had it fair and square
After having it explained and broken down by the real numbers though, I would like to change my vote to Dentlord, the man who really deserves it
To the best of my knowledge I've never been sympathy fucked before, and can't think of any reason to get my first one now
Like I said to Chiller - man's gotta know his limitations

: I apparently forgot mine for a minute there
Dentlord won it, he should have it
But thank you all anyway