Bummer is little dude, that once you graduate, there won't be any jobs available

Think you fell bad now
Sorry, it ain't funny, but even China is starting to tank. This company in Hong Kong, does it have something to do with tread mills, or, treading water?
Shit I've been treading water for over a year, maybe they'll hire me
Don't let the school shit get you down, remember, there are lots of coeds at college and they are there for one very important reason