We ordered a couch for our TV room that's on the second floor that wouldn't go up the winding staircase (it twists 180 degrees between floors). We had to send it back and pay a 15% restocking fee
Ended up putting a love seat and two leather reclining easy chairs instead
Had to have one of our bedroom chest of drawers hauled up by ropes onto our second floor balcony when we moved it - it won't fit up the stairs to our third floor bedroom so it's in the second floor guest room
Can't go up, can't go down
except by rope, or.. gravity
What fun
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