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Originally Posted by Neuromancer
All night screaming projectile vomiting, nuclear diapers
the only they were made so damn cute is so you don't smother them to death.
*shoulda been Jayne but its another Adam Baldwin character.
" But sir you have 4 kids"
Well, one's pretty bad, but you figure you gotta have two so the little guy can have a brother or sister, right? Then you have two boys, and the wife says she want a girl so you figure "Hell, three can't be much worse than two", right? What you don't realize is your brain is fried 'cause you haven't slept. After three, four is no big deal. You're so deep in it, nothin' seems to matter any more. It's chaos. You're just tryin' to make it through each day alive. In the end you spend all the energy you have left tryin' to get 'em into bed only to lie awake prayin' they don't get hooked on drugs, hurt, or worse... wind up dead in an alley somewhere.
Senior Airman Simon Wells: Can't wait, sir.
Colonel Dave Dixon: Yeah, miracle of birth, my ass. I'll tell you what a miracle is, birth control that works.
Sorry if its a repeat I hit this once or twice a year and crackup everytime.
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I'm thinking this was written for DOM
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Kids are a blessing only when they are yours, and primarily when they are young and cuddly. Once your kids are grown, the problems change but you still survive. And you don't dare look back and think of how much money they cost you
At this point in life I look at young parents and I think to myself ... "WTF are they thinking" ??
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Actually, knowing Neuro, it's a line from a book or something , but hey.. might as well have fun where we can
