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Old 04-21-2012
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Originally Posted by MaadDaawg View Post
I had two girls, and DOM my brother, I pity you ... you poor soon to be broken shell of a man

If you stop now it will be 4 females against YOU once they reach puberty. Your house will be saturated with estrogen, and they will gang up to make you miserable, never realizing they are doing it. Females are pack animals, and they know individual males are easy prey... especially when the male can't run away :

I would stop making babies now if I were you Bro. The child's sex is determined by the fathers contribution, and you, like me, seem to be shooting females bullets while your male grenade launcher either remains empty or broken. Go for 6 or 10 kids and you may get lucky, but odds are ... you'll be horribly outnumbered in 10 years or so.. The more girls, the more they'll beat up on you. The only upside is, the will love you death while they psychologically beat you to a pulp

Then just pray none of the get pregnant in their early teens

So have a wonderful weekend DOM, but run out and buy some condoms first :
Hey, can't disagree with this.
Although I don't have any kids of my own, I've helped to raise my fair share of them via babysitting for other family members.

Guess I got lucky and learned the 'Easy" way what it's like....
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