My rules are different:
1: You must be gainfully employed and pay an up front commitment fee of $200 to show your long term commitment.
2: The current rate for dating is $50 per hour you spend on each date, $25 per hour you spend in my living room. Each dollar goes toward my daughters college expense.
3: If you want access to my daughter's bedroom the rate jumps to $100 per half hour. $200 per half hour if the door should happen to close.
4: If you are stupid enough to impregnate my daughter, rate jumps to %50 of your total income x 21 years or death, whichever occurs first.
5: From time to time my daughter may become upset with you, each offense will result in a one week 10% penalty increase.
6: Should you choose to break up with my daughter, you must notify me two weeks in advance of the breakup during which time penalty fees will be waved and you may screw up multiple times. Out of home dates will be prohibited, room access denied. Flat rate severance fee of $25. "I dated a cop's daughter" pin parting gift complimentary.
LOL something like that!
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