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Old 11-06-2009
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Please, share your stories.

Me? Well, yesterday, my wife asked me if I'd go with her someplace on Saturday. I told her, in an firm, unrelenting and determined tone, that I would be benching ALL day. So she bates me "You'd rather be benching than spend some time with me?" and I say "Yep, cuz I haven't been able to bench as much as I'd like cuz work".

Well, she abruptly turned purple at first, then an odd shade of red. I've never seen her look so pissed. Steam from the nose, crinkled red lines on the whites of her eyes and "headshot" scrollling across her eyes. She stormed out of the room.

I'm thinking WTF! That was wierd
So I go to investigate WTH and low and behold, I'm a deadman

I've forgotten our wedding anniversary


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Holy crap, Supes !!
That'll put you in the dog house every time.
You just have to make sure to build your dog house big enough for a benching lab.
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I've hidden all my high end hardware in the closet already
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Dude... skip the benching bro and apoligize .......

Beg forgivness and start kissing ass now ........ you can bench another day bro...

My wife through me the hell out ....................

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(hana okalele)I say hide all ur new hardware....and it goes without saying.... small kine dead man....
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I don't do ass kissing but I'll pull thru this one like a magician, trust me, just a few short years and I'll be off the hook for this one
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Don't be suprised if you find a piece of Kryptonite hidden in your PC's tower one day after something like this happens.
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No no no Supes, you're not an overclockaholic...

you would if you gave your wife a i9 instead of a ring or something and told her:

"each core represents each one of the very wonderful years we've spent together... now how about some benching sugar???"

You filthy superhero...happy anniversary
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I know I am an overclockaholic. Supposed to hook up with an old GF this weekend for a little...

Got rescheduled and I dont care! I got a new board, PSU and a burning need for some bointing (Instead of Boinking LOL) (okay I do care, but at least I got something good to do)

Happy Anniversary Supes (trust crusty to be the first to think of saying that )
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that's right happy anniversary!!!!! and many more....
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