[enozo73]

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. "its a dicky do"!!!!!!! ROFLMAO


Nominated as the world's best short joke
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?
'Not yet,' she replied

[punx223]

welcome to the hangout dude...

how ya been mr krump?


btw list your rig no matter what it is.... everyone starts somewhere

[FACE]

Enozo! How's it hangin'?

How's the REAL homebrew coming along?

[Kal-EL]

again to the forums

[enozo73]

I luv brewing my own beer not to mention it is cheap and potent!!!!

[punx223]

mmmmm beer

[DrNip]

Welcome back to the forum. Going to kick for awhile this time, lol.

[enozo73]

I will at least check in here daily if nothing else. I will post when I have something good or an answer to a posted question plus my usual jokes and rants ;-)

[RomDominance]

Hey Enzo, welcome back. So my daughter and I saw a bumper sticker the other day which she loved, it said "what would yoda do?...your ass,... kick it he would!"

[MaadDaawg]

Why do male dogs lick their balls?....

because they can