[spfoam1]

With the current situation in N. Korea ready to boil over, and the threat of missiles fired at Hawaii becoming a grave concern, I would like to suggest the following procedures for the overclockers on the island:

Duck and cover!

Yes, duck and cover. With Obama in the white house you have no other options. My generation is already familiar with this procedure, but I figured you youngsters need a little brush up.

1. Duck
2. Place your head between your legs. (you may kiss your own ass if you feel it is appropriate)
3. Cover your head with your hands.

After the blast, don't worry about evacuating...the radiation is gonna cook your ass no matter what you do.

Aloha