[FACE]

Originally Posted by enozo73

I had some chocolate coverd bacon on a stick at the county fair last year!

mmmmmm... Makes me want to break out the skillet... (11:22P.M. here)

[DOM]

lol i dont think ill eat that but i like mine lil soft cant stand when its hard

i eat it anytime of the day my wife wont make me bf when its like noon or later i said idc i want some why does it matter wut time is its still good

[V2-V3]

[hc] i love soft bacon too

soft bacon and rice.....asian foo[d]

[DOM]

damit idk why i posted that im getting hungry lol and still got 4 1/2 hrs till i go home from work and i dont feel like eatting at 4am

[DrNip]

Next time you eat a hot dog run a strip of bacon along side it!

[FACE]

Originally Posted by DrNip

Next time you eat a hot dog run a strip of bacon along side it!

This =

[Neuromancer]

Mmmm bacon dogs.. Even better with cheese

[Witchdoctor]

I just got back from South Carolina

home of the deep fried foot long hot dog ....

Unfortunatly I did not have the guts to try it .................

[enozo73]

Originally Posted by Witchdoctor

I just got back from South Carolina

home of the deep fried foot long hot dog ....

Unfortunatly I did not have the guts to try it .................

UNBELIEVABLE! You really missed out!

[spfoam1]

Originally Posted by enozo73

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.


There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.


There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no ones seen before.


If it grows, itll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.


Onced and Twiced are words.


It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!


Jaw-P? means Did yall go to the bathroom?


People actually grow and eat okra.


Fixinto is one word. It means Im fixing to do that.


There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.


Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.


Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.


The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning Did you eat?


You dont have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.


You dont PUSH buttons, you MASH em.


You measure distance in minutes.


You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.


All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.


You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.


You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tonys, Tabasco and ketchup.


The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and gossip.


You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.


You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.


You know what a hizzy fit is.


Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin Wal-Martin' or off to Wally World.


You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.


Fried catfish is the other white meat.


We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive dag-nabbit.


You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH.

LOL...pretty good. I was shocked when I moved to Texas from Minnesota. My first introduction to the insect population was when I sat on a curb and unknowingly sat too close to a fire ant mound. The little bastards waited until there were about a hundred on me then they started to sting. They are from HELL! Each welt was about the size of an egg yolk. My next experience was the red wasps.....one of them got me 5 or 6 times on the arm then once on the fucking eyelid for good measures. God I love this place.

I disagree with one thing; The snakes, they all moved north and east to a place called Washington DC.