[FACE]

Tell her you bought it for her.... just like the Flintstones episode where Fred bought Wilma a bowling ball for her anniversary gift... cut for his fingers. rofl. classic.

[Patch]

Good luck man. The ebay store thing sounds like the best bet.

Damn, I'm lucky. We share everything. Wife's pretty frugal and I balance the books.

We like playing a disapproval game about my hardware packages. Adds spice to the relationship. She doesn't really mind my toys as long as I actually use them. Only thing she really gets pissed about is when I blow money on crap that sits unused in the closet or the garage.

[MaadDaawg]

Actually, my wife's pretty good about these things too, but Im thinking my unemployment might result in a few more questions than before. Before she's ask what was in the box and I'd tell he ...nowwww.. not so sure she'd just walk away

[GeorgeStorm]

You saying that you think her knowing you bought it would end the marriage?? Or am I reading that wrong?
Honesty is always the best policy, and I believe that.

[MaadDaawg]

Originally Posted by GeorgeStorm

You saying that you think her knowing you bought it would end the marriage?? Or am I reading that wrong?
Honesty is always the best policy, and I believe that.

George, honesty IS the best policy, just not all the time You look young in your avatar so you're probably not married. In marriage, oftentimes honesty is the last thing to use to keep the marriage happy.

No, she wouldn't divorce me, I can do without the lecture that's all :

The second Vertex 2 came today and I've got the UPS guy hiding tomorrows delivery outside so I can sneak it in

[MaadDaawg]

Originally Posted by GeorgeStorm

You saying that you think her knowing you bought it would end the marriage?? Or am I reading that wrong?
Honesty is always the best policy, and I believe that.

George, there are mean lies, and there are lies you have to make to keep the piece, I'm bettin there's more lying between your parents than you realize.. sorry dude

Originally Posted by Patch

A good woman has your back and really makes the sun shine. But you gotta be someone worth being with, too. It's not good to hide the truth in a relationship.......with a few key exceptions.

Take the following quiz and try to decide whether truth is better than......avoiding the truth when she asks you:

1) Does this make me look fat?
2) This tastes better than your mother's, doesn't it?
3) I don't really care, but I'm curious.......how many women have you been with?
4) What's in that package? .

The correct answer to all of these, unless you've got a gorgeous sexy wife who's a great cook is...... A........LIE.

If you're wife's put on a few pounds over the years and can't cook to save her life, the 1 & 2 also require .... A ..... LIE in response.

were you with another women last night? ALWAYS, UNDER NO CIRUCMSTANCES TELL THE TRUCHT!!!! (unless of course you really fell asleep in your car after drinking with the boys

Don't get me wrong, my wife and I have a great relationship, she never gave me shit about the money I spent on my hobby, just now with no paycheck coming in cept unemployment I'm thinkin she may be a little more sensitive to this sort of thing

Whatever happens, no major trauma, even if I get caught (then I bitch about her 200 dollar hair cuts et al... : and all ends well

[DOM]

mine says shes going to leave me sometimes lmao but she get mad for everything i do or dont do so meh

but lieing does help

sucks cuz im at work hen ups gets there so shes going to know no matter what

so md you going to put it under the juice or she how she clocks on air ?

[GeorgeStorm]

Yeah, I'm 19.
Meh I dunno, all I know is that lieing wouldn't go down well in my parents marriage.
I just hope you make it out alive

[MaadDaawg]

meh, I'm almost 60 now and have lived through a lot more than this You have to understand the nature of a woman, she wants to be lied to so everything stays nice and happy. Put another way SHE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH :

Might try it tri sli on air first and then strip em down and put pots on em

[Patch]

A good woman has your back and really makes the sun shine. But you gotta be someone worth being with, too. It's not good to hide the truth in a relationship.......with a few key exceptions.

Take the following quiz and try to decide whether truth is better than......avoiding the truth when she asks you:

1) Does this make me look fat?
2) This tastes better than your mother's, doesn't it?
3) I don't really care, but I'm curious.......how many women have you been with?
4) What's in that package?

Understanding the correct responses is very important for a healthy relationship. Trust me, she really DOESN'T want to hear the true answers to these questions. Even when she already knows them.