[MaadDaawg]

WTF, I can't download and install it?

Win update gets about 3/4 of the way through, then stops and tells me the installation failed. Numerous times!

I downloaded and installed the hotfix, which didn't fix shit. I downloaded their "mr fixit" software that didn't do shit, and I downloaded and used their standalone updater program, which.. didn't do shit

I tried to run an "upgrade" with my system disk, but right at the end I BSODd and Windows told me that there was a compatibility problem with the system on the disk and the one on the hard drive... the same effing intall disk I used to setup the HDD.

Somehow though, through all this crap, IE9 was mysteriously installed on my computer

I defraged the hard drive and ran a complet virus scan - no virus activity. Windows tells me there is no problem with my Win update functionality...

WTF??