[Kal-EL]

lol

Well, with all the brat misfits I deal with everyday who have figured out that there is no reprocutions as a juvenile either at home or in the court system, I promote corporal punishment. I see these kids yelling profanitys at their mothers and fathers right in front of me and the boiler kicks in. Next words from my mouth tend to frighten the shit outa the kids, "Mr. and Mrs. DOE, are you aware that spankings on the buttocks of your child may be legally administered for the behavior he/she is displaying right now? Further, if you're child does not comply, I may arrest your child for being "Out of Parental Control"". That usually shuts the brat up pretty fast, especially when the mother asks me if I could do her the favor of hadning out the asshurt.