The Magic Green Hat
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.   
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. 
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.   Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. 
Here's the hat. 
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It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. 
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
But...don't try it at McDonald's.  The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!