Please, share your stories.
Me? Well, yesterday, my wife asked me if I'd go with her someplace on Saturday. I told her, in an firm, unrelenting and determined tone, that I would be benching ALL day. So she bates me "You'd rather be benching than spend some time with me?" and I say "Yep, cuz I haven't been able to bench as much as I'd like cuz work".
Well, she abruptly turned purple at first, then an odd shade of red. I've never seen her look so pissed. Steam from the nose, crinkled red lines on the whites of her eyes and "headshot" scrollling across her eyes. She stormed out of the room.
I'm thinking WTF! That was wierd

So I go to investigate WTH and low and behold, I'm a deadman
I've forgotten our wedding anniversary

That's how you know you're an Overclockaholic.